Why d’ya Do It?

from Faithfull

  1. Why d’ya Do It?

(Heathcote Williams, Barry Reynolds, Joe Mavety, Stephen David York, Terence Philip Stannard, Marianne Faithfull)

When I stole a twig from our little nest
An’ I gave it to a bird with nothing in her beak,
I had my balls and my brains put into a vice
An’ twisted all around for a whole fuckin’ week.

Whydyado it, she said,
Why’d you let that trash
Get a hold of your cock,
An’ get stoned on MY hash ?

Whydyado it she said,
Whydya let her suck your cock ?
Oh, do me a favour,
Don put me in the dock.

Whydyado it, she said,
They’re Mine all your tools,
You just tied me to the mast
Of the Ship of Fools.

Whydyado it, she said,
When you know it makes me sore ?
‘Cause she had cobwebs up her fanny
An’ I believe in giving to the poor.

Whydyado it, she said,
Whydya spit on my Snatch,
Are we out of love now,
Is this just a bad patch ?

Whydyado it, she said,
Whydyado what you did ?
You drove my ego
To a really bad skid.

Whydyado it, she said,
Ain’t nothin’ to laugh,
You just tore all our kisses
Right in half.

Whydyado it, she screamed,
After all we’ve said
Every time I see your dick
I see her cunt in my bed.

Whydyado it, she said,
Whydyado what you did,
Whydyado it, she said,
Whydyado what you did,
Betray my little oyster
For such a low bid ?

The whole room was swirling,
But her lips were still curling.

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Whydyado what you did
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Why’d you DO WHAT YOU DIIIIIIIID ?

Oh Big Grain Mother
I Love You Forever
With Your Barbed Wire Pussy
And Your good and bad weather.

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